Unexpected 1/4

Title: "Unexpected 1/4"
Author: ceres_libera
Rating: R mostly for language and adult concepts, I guess
Summary: Um … Bones and Jim have a baby? After a genderswap thing. You know, an average Monday on the crackship good ship Enterprise. Seriously, I should really stay away from buckleup_meme, and finish the other stuff I'm supposed to be working on. Anyway, this is based on this prompt and, I hope the requester enjoys my interpretation of hir prompt.
Canon: Based in the ST:XI/AOS-verse, but strongly influenced by all canon ST-verses. Sort of.
Characters: Kirk/McCoy
Notes: It, um, didn't turn out quite as cracky as I'd intended. Also? It's decidedly not porny. I totally fail at the kink meme thing. Sorry? One-shot in four parts. ~14,000 words. Not even close to being in the same universe as Switch.
Warnings: Reader may require dental intervention after reading. You have been warned.
Disclaimers: I'm totally sure Paramount will want nothing to do with this story. Seriously. In any case, it all belongs to Paramount, JJ Abrams, and the great Roddenberry. Except for this story, which is all me. God help me.

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Unexpected 2/4

Title: "Unexpected 2/4"
Author: ceres_libera
Rating: R mostly for language and adult concepts
Disclaimer and Notes in Part 1

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Unexpected 3/4

Title: "Unexpected 3/4"
Author: ceres_libera
Rating: R mostly for language and adult concepts
Disclaimer and Notes in Part 1
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Unexpected 4/4

Title: "Unexpected 4/4"
Author: ceres_libera
Rating: R mostly for language and adult concepts
Disclaimer and Notes in Part 1

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